Onward, noble steed!
Dude that hippo’s gonna kill you.
do you ever fangirl so hard that you just
embarrass yourself.
alone. in your room.

Too late to apologiiiiiiizeee. To myself. And my room.
(Source: globbless, via naturallybecca)
Americans Enjoying 3 Months Of Vegging Out Before Responsibilities Of Fall Programming Resume
WASHINGTON—Saying they just need to relax after a ”grueling” nine months of watching television, Americans across the nation are reportedly using the summer to recuperate before they take on the demanding responsibility of 2012’s fall programming lineup.
More.
I am very, very committed to the USA network summer schedule. Y’all need to get your act together.

(via suicideblonde)
GET BACK TO DIRECTING THE MOVIE PETER. WE NEED THE THE MOVIE FASTER PETER. WHERE IS THE NECROMANCER PETER? WHERE IS RADAGAST THE BROWN PETER?
…..Orlando Bloom I forgot how awesome you are in real life. I apologize.
(via trailofdesire)
| Lady: | I don't want to go to Hooters. I've only been there once and on the way out they gave me a job application. |
| Gentleman: | Well you do have huge breasts. |
| Lady: | Yes? |
| Gentleman: | Isn't that a compliment? |
| Lady: | No. That's a fact. |
| Gentleman: | Oh. They're very nice too. |
| Lady: | Thank you. |
—
Apologies to Sondheim

Photo via the talented dotseurat
Wake y’all asses up
Sarcasm at its best.
Same Watson.
Watsons are the best.
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