April 24, 2013
oldblueeyes:

Onward, noble steed!

Dude that hippo’s gonna kill you.

oldblueeyes:

Onward, noble steed!

Dude that hippo’s gonna kill you.

(Source: tu-novia, via eunuchboy)

April 12, 2013

classyandwild:

leftthecasket:

do you ever fangirl so hard that you just

embarrass yourself.

alone. in your room.

image

Too late to apologiiiiiiizeee. To myself. And my room.

(Source: zombieque, via naturallybecca)

June 23, 2012
theonion:

Americans Enjoying 3 Months Of Vegging Out Before Responsibilities Of Fall Programming Resume

WASHINGTON—Saying they just need to relax after a ”grueling” nine months of watching television, Americans across the nation are reportedly using the summer to recuperate before they take on the demanding responsibility of 2012’s fall programming lineup.

More.

I am very, very committed to the USA network summer schedule. Y’all need to get your act together.

theonion:

Americans Enjoying 3 Months Of Vegging Out Before Responsibilities Of Fall Programming Resume

WASHINGTON—Saying they just need to relax after a ”grueling” nine months of watching television, Americans across the nation are reportedly using the summer to recuperate before they take on the demanding responsibility of 2012’s fall programming lineup.

More.

I am very, very committed to the USA network summer schedule. Y’all need to get your act together.

(via suicideblonde)

June 15, 2012

gingerhaze:

The Hobbit production video number 7

GET BACK TO DIRECTING THE MOVIE PETER. WE NEED THE THE MOVIE FASTER PETER. WHERE IS THE NECROMANCER PETER? WHERE IS RADAGAST THE BROWN PETER?

…..Orlando Bloom I forgot how awesome you are in real life. I apologize.

(via trailofdesire)

January 8, 2012
Facts vs. Compliments
Lady: I don't want to go to Hooters. I've only been there once and on the way out they gave me a job application.
Gentleman: Well you do have huge breasts.
Lady: Yes?
Gentleman: Isn't that a compliment?
Lady: No. That's a fact.
Gentleman: Oh. They're very nice too.
Lady: Thank you.
December 9, 2011
"A plot comes up.
I write about you.
Stare at my cup.
I write about you.
Story’s over, though
You’re clogging my mind."

Apologies to Sondheim

Photo via the talented dotseurat

November 9, 2011
"Protagonists be crazy yo!"

— Chat with a writer friend

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